British Tourists Having Sex In Between A Couple Of Cars In Spain, Annnnnd I Puked

So I guess today is just “videotape people having sex in public day”. Well then. As for this one, DRASTICALLY different than the semi-attractive couple banging on the beach in Florida. Here I felt like I was watching some National Geographic shit. Like when two toads fuck in the amazon and they just sort of roll around and lay there until it’s done. Not judging these people in the least, just saying I want to throw my eyeballs in a pit of fire and puke all over myself after watching them do the lazy man’s doggy style in the gutter.

And people say chivalry is dead. Here babe, here’s a used McDonald’s napkin for my jizz.